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Search jokes for:   Category: Sex Legend has it that in a pub in Newyork has a magic mirror that will grant wishes if you tell the truth.If you don't POOF you're gone in a flash of smoke. A brunette,a redhead and a blonde went to this pub and headed straight for the mirror. The redhead walked up to it and said "I think I am the most beautiful girl in the world." POOF.She was gone. The brunette walked up and said "I think I am the most sexiest girl in the world.&qu . . . Rating: Email this joke Rate this joke After a long night of making love the young guy rolled over,pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand. "There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied. He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. Naturally, the guy began to worry. "Is this your husband?"he inquired nervou . . . Rating: Email this joke Rate this joke "Daddy, where did I come from?" the seven-year-old asked. It was a moment for which her parents had carefully prepared. They took her into the living room, got out the encyclopedia and several other books, and explained all they thought she should know about sexual attraction, affection, love, and reproductions. Then they both sat back and smiled contentedly. "Does that answer your question?" her father asked. "Not really," the little gi . . . Rating: Email this joke Rate this joke How do you know when your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes start to pile up. Rating: Email this joke Rate this joke A dwarf is walking down the street and he picks up a hooker. He takes her back to his bedroom and she lays on the bed ready for him. He takes out a suitcase and unpacks four large springs, which he attaches to his hands and feet, climbs over her and starts to give it to her - bouncey bouncey! So anyway she is absolutely loving this and when he finishes she says 'I've never seen that method before, it's not in the Kama Sutra - what's it called?' . . . Rating: Email this joke Rate this joke A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together." "I know," the old man said, "We were probably sitting here naked as jaybirds fifty years ago." "Well," Granny snickered, "Let's relive some old times." Whereupon the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table. &q . . . Rating: Email this joke Rate this joke A young girl in her mid 20's went to a pub and ordered a Bud light.After she drank it she went to a corner and passed out.A sleezy buisness man saw her and had sex with her.She woke up and left like nothing happend. The next day she went to the pub and ordered a Bud light again.She drank it again and passed out.The buisness man saw her again and grabbed two of his pals and they had their evil ways with her.She got up and left the pub like nothing else had happened. . . . Rating: Email this joke Rate this joke A guy went into this bar and saw this man with a shrunken head. Amazed, he goes up to him and asks how it happened."I was a sailor who was shipwrecked on an deserted island" he replies. "When I was on the island, I saw this woman who looked like she was drowning, so I saved her. She turned out to be this beautiful enchanted mermaid and she offered me three wishes as payment. My first wish was to get off the island and back home. No sooner than I asked did we end up back . . . Rating: Email this joke Rate this joke A businessman boards a flight and is seated next to a gorgeous woman. He notices she is reading a manual about sexual statistics. He asks her about it and she replies, "This is a very interesting book. It says that American Indians have the longest members and Polish men have the biggest diameter members. By the way, my name is Jill. What's yours?" "Tonto Stempowski, nice to meet you." Rating: Email this joke Rate this joke What sex position produces the ugliest babies? Ask your mum! Rating: Email this joke Rate this joke << Last Page     Next Page >> Send this page to a friend!