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Search jokes for:   Category: Idiots One of my friends works in the customer service call center of a national pager company. He deals with the usual complaints about poor pager operation, as well as the occasional crank caller demanding to be paged less often, more often, or by more interesting people. The best call came from a man who repeatedly complained that he was being paged by "Lucille." He was instructed that he would have to call her and tell her to stop paging him. "She never leaves a nu . . . Rating: Email this joke Rate this joke A man enters a bar with his pet giraffe. They both sit down and he orders them some drinks. After a while the man and the giraffe both had a quite a lot to drink. The man feels its time to go home and notices his giraffe passed out on the floor and decides to leave him there. The man starts out the door and the bartender yells at the man, "Hey you can't leave that lyin' on the floor." The man was plastered and laughed and said, "You idiot, that . . . Rating: Email this joke Rate this joke A moron walks into a bar with a pile of dog crap in his hands and says, "Hey guys, look what I almost stepped in." Rating: Email this joke Rate this joke A woman was talking to her friend about her recent trip to Spokane, Washington. Her friend asked her how she liked Spokane. "I don't know," she answered. "I never got there." "You never got there!" her friend exclaimed. "What do you mean?" "You know me," the woman answered. "I have to stop at every rest area. Well, they all say 'clean bathrooms' and I can tell you... it takes longer than you think!&quo . . . Rating: Email this joke Rate this joke A group of hikers were being led through the wilderness by a guide. On the third day, the hikers noticed that they had been travelling in circles. "We're lost!" One of the men complained. "I thought you said you were the best guide in the United States." "I am," the guide answered, "but I think we may be in Canada now." Rating: Email this joke Rate this joke A couple on vacation was driving their RV through Wisconsin. As they approached the town of Oconomowoc they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth as they entered the town, and continued to bicker while they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter the husband asked the cashier, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?" The . . . Rating: Email this joke Rate this joke << Last Page       Send this page to a friend!