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Search jokes for:   Category: Children A blackjack dealer and a player with a thirteen count in his hand were arguing about whether or not it was appropriate to tip the dealer. The player said, "When I get bad cards, it's not the dealer's fault. Accordingly, when I get good cards, the dealer obviously had nothing to do with it so, why should I tip him?" The dealer said, "When you eat out do you tip the waiter?" "Yes." "Well then, he serves you fo . . . Rating: Email this joke Rate this joke A priest at a parochial school, wanting to point out the proper behavior for church, was trying to elicit from the youngsters rules that their parents might give before taking them to a nice restaurant. "Don't play with your food," one second-grader cited. "Don't be loud," said another, and so on. "And what rule do your parents give you before you go out to eat?" the priest inquired of one little boy. Without bat . . . Rating: Email this joke Rate this joke Little Johnny, Billy and Tommy were walking home from school one warm spring day. As they were cutting through the alleys and backyards, they happened to look through a hole in the fence of one of the yards where a woman was sunbathing in the nude. As they looked through the hole, Johnny suddenly started to scream, left his friends and took off running for home. The next day, as the three boys came home again, they found the same hole in the fence and started to watch t . . . Rating: Email this joke Rate this joke A little boy and his dad were walking down the street whan they saw two dogs having sex. The little boy asks his father: "Daddy, what are they doing?" The father says: "They are Making a puppy". So they walk on and go home. A few days later, the little boy walks in on his parents having sex. The little boy says: "Daddy, what are you doing?" The father replies: "Making a baby". The little boy says: "Well, flip her around! I'd rathe . . . Rating: Email this joke Rate this joke One day mom was cleaning juniors room and in the closet she found a bondage S+M magazine. This was highly upsetting for her. She hid the magazine until his father got home and showed it to him. He looked at it and handed it back to her with out a word. She finally asked him, "Well what should we do about this?" Dad looked at her and said, "Well, I don't think you should spank him." Rating: Email this joke Rate this joke Kid's Books That Should Never Be Written: 'You Were an Accident' 'Strangers Have the Best Candy' 'The Little Sissy Who Snitched' 'Some Kittens Can Fly!' 'The Protocols of the Grandpas of Zion' 'How to Dress Sexy for Grownups' 'Getting More Chocolate on Your Face' 'Where Would You Like to Be Buried?' 'Katy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her' Rating: Email this joke Rate this joke At school, a boy was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth". The boy decides to go home and try it out. He goes home, and as he is greeted by his mother he says, "I know the whole truth." His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father." Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from . . . Rating: Email this joke Rate this joke One day a little boy asked his father, "how come you named my sister Running Dear?" So the father answerd his question and said, "when your sister was born I couldn't think of a name so I looked out the window and that was the first thing that I saw." "Oh" said the little boy, "is that the same reason why you named my brother Flying Bird?" The father said to his son "why do you ask that, Two Dogs Screwing?" . . . Rating: Email this joke Rate this joke A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy walked up to the front of the class made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down. Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was. "It's a period,'' said the little boy. "Well, I can see that,'' she said, ''but what is so exc . . . Rating: Email this joke Rate this joke Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs. "I PRAY FOR A BICYCLE...I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO...I PRAY FOR A NEW VCR..." His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf." To which the little brother replied, "No, but Gramm . . . Rating: Email this joke Rate this joke       Next Page >> Send this page to a friend!