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Q: How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.

A: 45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to do the paperwork.


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  1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.
  2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses.
  3. I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration.
  4. I shall meet all of my dea . . .

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Q: How many Conservative economists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. The invisible hand does it.
A: None. "There is no need to change the light bulb. All the conditions for illumination are in place. Recent surveys show growing confidence in the light bulb li . . .


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