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Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approach . . . Rating: Email This Joke! Rate this joke! Bernard, who is noted for his gracious manners, was awakened one morning at four forty four a.m. by his ringing telephone... "Your dog's barking, and it's keeping me awake," said an angry voice. Bernard thanked the caller and politely asked his name an . . . Rating: Email This Joke! Rate this joke! "Florida Lottery" Guess what?!?!? I won the lottery..I'm gonna be rich!! I won the Florida lottery! I'm now a multimillionaire! Can you believe it?!? I'm bouncing off the walls here! You see, my ticket doesn't have the exact winning numbers on it, but . . . Rating: Email This Joke! Rate this joke!